Flash photography

[Fred from Snooty Fox]

Hi there,

You may all know me from the Snooty fox: my name is Fred, and I am a Great Dane. I am a large dog. Everyone tries to take pictures of me when I am trying to get some shut eye in my bed opposite the bar.

Could you all please set your camera's to "no flash" mode in future? I don't mind the pictures so much, it's just the constant flashing is doing my nut in.

Thanks very much in advance for your consideration.

Cheers,
Fred

[Spike]

Know what you mean. I'm a labrador and my pets take pictures of me when I'm trying to sleep and dream of rabbits, and shoes, and cats, and birds, and my tail, and that itch behind my ear, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Sorry I'd forgotten (labrador thing). Did someone say food? People should show a bit more consideration. Dogs eyes are sensitive.

[Animal lover]

Hi Fred, tell your master/s you or any pet should not be allowed in a public eating and drinking area, it's unhygienic. I know that you are kept clean, but you tend to dribble and sneeze a lot, and when you put the two together, especially when dogs as big as yourself Fred, the saliva is blasted in all directions, not nice if you are tucking into your expensive meal.
Get yourself a bed out the back Fred away from food and customers, that way you won't be disturbed by camera flashes.

[Tetbury resident]

I thought it was against the law to have animals in a place where food is eaten, unless it is a guide dog?

[Matt]

To the two chaps going on about health and safety. Not only should we ban all pets, why not force every pub to disinfect the tables and chairs before each use, also, all chefs should shave off all their body hair and be wrapped in cling-film before prepping food, the pint glasses should be melted down and be re-blown after each use, the landlord should wear a gas mask when serving people...in fact, why not go all the way and ban people like you, because ironically, as human beings, you are the carriers of more filth and disease than any other animal.

Basically, get a life, it's boring lifeless people like you that are making our world unlivable, generic and boring, not to mention so clean, that allergies are becoming more common, our bodies immune systems aren't getting a chance to build and the law courts are overrun with idiotic claims...like 'dogs in pubs'.

I suggest you get to tetbury A+E sharpish and get that health and safety manual extracted from you nether regions in order to be able to continue a normal life.

Salutations
Matt