Strange Lights over Tetbury

[Andy]

Did anyone see the strange lights flying over Tetbury last night about 11pm? We was sat watching the tv...and these lights came into view...not knowing what they was, we ran outside to take a look. No sound, just these lights flying, we tried to take a picture, but they just went.
Any ideas? Did anyone else see them???

[Vu]

I didn't see them last night, but if you saw a row of small lights in the sky, the chances are they were night-lights launched using mini hot air balloons by one of the local hotels to celebrate someones nuptials.

[aforce4entropy]

I saw them. They were definitely UFOs. I woke up this morning with no memory of anything happening after I was staring at them. I'm rather sore now... and a bit confused.

[Mr F Mulder]

Certainly there's a coverup at the highest level of CDC employees - they deny an unusual activities, so I've started my own investigations. Talking to local farmers, we can report several cows, an old-spot pig and a cutwell goat have become unaccounted for around the time of the sightings.

What's worse, I've noticed some unusual behaviour being exhibited by the Snooty Fox's resident dog, Fred.

The only rationale explanation is that the current Fred is an imposter and the original great dane has been kidnapped by the visitors.

[Matt]

I didn't see the lights however, I am sure our close knit community in Tetbury is being infiltrated by mutant featherless bird-like creatures from ZharpharGoone (pronounced Zarfargon), an interstellar community approximately 800,000 light years away. I have noticed distinct changes in the personalities of local citizens, and have occasionally (when looking closely) spotted the tip of a triple forked tongue in the roof of their mouth, I spotted this on the town crier on Woolsack day during his announcement of some sale or other. The reason for this seems to be that the Zarfargonians are running out of resources on their planet. They mean no harm to us, and as far as I can tell, are a peaceful race (as a race we are looking to other planets in which to inhabit too so it's not so surprising), however harm to us is unavoidable when they need to use our body as a 'pod' (a kind of living life support system) in which to live.

I really don't wish to scare those who read this, however this information comes not only from my years of research into interstellar beings, and my quadruple Masters in Stellarbeingology, but also the fact that I own one of the most powerful telescopes known to man, which was hand built using the unlimited technical knowledge of another interstellar being who crash landed on our family Gite in France when I was a child, this became my lifetime project. My helpful friendly being is not the kind of round headed green man we have come to expect (made up by the media to distract us), but he is just made up of strands of particle energy which radiate meme strands in very unusual patterns. During my years of research I have worked out how to translate them, and have been privy to some VERY interesting information (like how to build a particle-scope).

Anyway, we are in a time when we need to be cautious and vigilent, these beings are everywhere. If you notice any big changes in the mood of loved ones or people you know ask yourself 'should I check for a forked tongue'?

If you'd like to hear more about my studies into Zarfargon beings feel free to mail me:

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Matt

[Smirnoff]

Note the time of the last post and please tell me which pub is open at this time.

[Mucker]

I was football training with a few others on Shipton Moyne rec one weekday evening a few years ago and an aircraft with a slightly high pitched but low noise jet engine flew over very low but unlit (it was pitch dark and slightly misty). We all stopped playing and listened to it - interested but slightly un-nerved. A few minutes later there were several low thuds to the south. The consensus was that it was a F117 doing a live round bombing exercise on Salisbury Plain.

Did hear seperately however of a group of women on their way back from a do in Wootton / Dursley seeing a silver saucer hovering above a field off Chavenage Lane.

Personally though, I think UFOs are a 'load of old b*llocks'!