Tetbury

[boozemonkey]

VOTE VOTE VOTE YUMMY

[normanspants]

I would like to have voted for a few of these options, ended up accidently giving my vote to the geriatrics and now I can't vote again. How can this be democratic if I can't have multiple votes, vote stupidly and have an unpopular result, like general elections?

[ginsta]

I voted! that's the 3 of us then. Democracy is fine, but why couldn't you two be on MY and my opinion ONLY?!?!

[normanspants]

Excellent! Someone has voted for "not bother and stay cack". It's four horse race now, with no clue as to who will win. This is SO exciting!

[Webmaster]

Maybe Tetbury should have been chosen as the site of the UK's first supercasino?

[ginsta]

I know it's too late for me to ask but who are The Dreaded Hoodies? I'm quiet new in town you see.
Just in case the poll was reopened due to technical problems or whatever.



to NP - took me a while to find it but never too late!

[normanspants]

Hi Ginsta, thank you for my lovely kisses! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

"Dreaded Hoodies" are everywhere! They are more commonly known by their shorter name of 'Hoodies', and they are teenage boys who wear designer tops with hoods which they put up either to conceal their identity when commiting a crime, or just because they are cold and they don't have a nice balaclava or bobble hat to wear instead.

It's the fear factor you see; although only a small proportion of these boys ever commit a crime, the fact that they wear these things intimidates other people, which they think is 'wicked m8' as it gives them the 'respect' they mistakenly think is owed to them by the rest of society. The fact that they can mistake 'respect' for 'fear and loathing' speaks volumes.

Bye bye then G

[ginsta]

I'm confused now. How can you 'ban' them? Do you ban the tops with hoods or somehow get rid of the actual kids... brrrr.

[boozemonkey]

I dont know about having them exiled but making them at least wear bells and neon trackies might be slightly commical. I believe that Tetbury needs to watch the new Simon Peg film called "Hot Fuzz" which is set in a small community in Glouscestershire, if thats how you spell it yar yar yar. Maybe we even turn the goodshed into something more worthwhile such as a public toilet or even a giftshop, or both. Tetbury could at least do with a Techno/Trance night, possibly at the Dolphins, could alternate with the bridge club or the W.I. be good for tourism.

Yeah and the poll system on the site is poo, the polls arnt open for long enough

AS SPOKESPERSON FOR ME, I DEMAND A FAIRER EVEN MORE DEMOCRATIC METHOD, WHICH ALSO BANS ANY TORIES!!!!!

[normanspants]

I would love a good Techno/Trance night, althought my preferences are slightly more towards the sub-genres of gabber, speedcore, terrorcore, Schranz and perhaps a bit of breakcore.

I also think your idea of turning the goods shed into a public toilet is excellent, and will get the tourists arriving in their droves. Combining with a gift shop, so that both functions could be fulfilled at the same time, is also genius. Could it perhaps be called "Shop While You Drop"?

[boozemonkey]

mate, speedcore would be nice, maybe some DJ Skinhead. I think Tetbury could also use a Dogging hot spot just to really bring in the tourists. Any ideas?

[normanspants]

I don't know too much about our canine friends. Do you mean a sort of Tetbury version of Crufts? I think anything like that would be lovely

[xxtetburyyouthxx]

There are way to many antique shops in Tetbury,

what is the point in having that many, one would be to many.

Its just people with lots of money who need somthin 2 do with

their boring lifes, but im sure selling antiques is pretty boring.

[inchtwinkle]

i quite like the idea of a bingo hall, maybe give them dreaded hoodies a job, binoarama, how wicked is that.

i remeber the 1st time i came to tetbury, and i come from quite a large city, and with all them antique shops, i felt like i was going back in time,

personally i think get rid of all antique shops, and make go-kart centres

[normanspants]

Nice idea about bingo halls, but they are doomed from what I've heard. In Scotland the anti-smoking laws came in last year and since then 50% of all bingo halls in Scotland have closed. Smokers don't mind spending the evening in a non-smoking pub and popping outside every so often for a cigarette, but of course you can't do that in the middle of a bingo game!

How about racing antique go karts? That would keep everyone happy.